Lion

Lion Ease Funkes (born January 3rd, 2004) has been friends with Kafzot his whole life. He's a lion who loves to swing in his hammock.

Biography
Lion was born in Japan as the kawaiiest little kitty on 2chan, but then some mean ol' Japanese scientists experimented on him with a growth potion (cause they were planning to put him in a Nintendo game and wanted a reference) and he became a big friendly lion. But the Japanese scientists didn't know he was friendly. They screamed and screamed and packed him up in a box and sent him to America by boat to get revenge on them for stealing all their games. But a wind blew Lion's boat in the direction of Canada. When Lion got to Canada, he was in a hospital with Kafzot. And he was hungry. He got out of his box and almost ate Kafzot. Everyone screamed. But then Kafzot, being the idiotic little baby he was, just cuddled around Lion's nose and Lion ate the meat that Kafzot was laying on for no good reason. Then Lion grew up with Kafzot and they had lots of fun.